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[22 Oct 2005|02:17pm]

beth_is_great
hello
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[18 Oct 2004|09:30pm]

beth_is_great
I share a corridor with 4 really attractive teenage girls who all have a major thing about men in suits so when Matt came back from his interview this evening he got completely mobbed. They all came running out of their rooms to see. He didn't seem to mind. :)
Also he keeps calling my corridor Bad Girls Dormitory.
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[04 Sep 2004|08:54pm]

beth_is_great
[ mood | Understandably soppy ]

Matt really is great. The day before yesterday I got a can of that lemonade shandy for kids I like so much, but it fell out of the bag on the way home and I was a bit annoyed. So on his way home from being on call at about *1am* Matt secretly came back from beyond PC World via big Tescos just to get me some more. And a ton of mint Kit Kats.

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[02 Sep 2004|01:12pm]

beth_is_great
Matt's been working so many hours his brain's fried. This morning he was trying to think of 5 types of vegetable he could have today and included knife, fork and spoon. Then he forgot what he was working out and didn't know why he was thinking about cutlery.
That's what you get for doing 12 hour shifts, not having weekends or bank holidays and volunteering to be on call. Silly, silly fool.
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[21 Jun 2004|09:17pm]

beth_is_great
Matt had a dream where he spent 2 years looking for a one-legged robot who made people gay.

And (I forget how it came up) I told him about some graffiti on a prison cell wall saying "If these walls were made of bread, I'd eat my way to Holyhead". He looked at the floor for about 5 seconds then said "If these walls were made of cheese, I wouldn't have to eat your bees".
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[11 Mar 2004|01:00pm]

beth_is_great
Matt keeps insisting he's not henpecked.
A couple of days ago I asked him if he was hungry - he said "if you like".
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just posting because... [09 Jan 2004|01:34pm]

burnyourbones
[ mood | amused ]

...jonck says my icon looks like Matt when he's on top.

He'd know of course..! *____*

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further proof that matt and thom are the same person [10 Dec 2003|01:05pm]

burnyourbones
[ mood | my toes are cold ]

(Well you've never seen them both in a room together, have you? I suspect if you did the universe would explode, which is why we can never take Matt to Radiohead gigs.)

In reference to Matt in that job interveiw Beth was telling us about, where they told him he could loosen his tie and he went "This isn't my tie!"

Last night I was listening to ze Head live in Maida Vale on Radio 1 and they were doing a Q&A session afterwards, and some fan stood up to ask a question and this ensued:
Thom: "I like your trousers"
Fan: "Oh thanks, I wore them specially cause I was coming to see you tonight"
Thom: "... Oh. Really?"
Fan: "Yes. You can have them if you like."
Thom: "..[trying not to laugh]..Erm, no thanks, I'm good. I have my own."
Fan: "Yes, but yours have holes in them"
Thom: "These aren't my holes!"
Colin: "He paid a lot of money for those holes you know. They cost extra."

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cute matt story #98 [11 Nov 2003|12:57pm]

meretrix45
[ mood | predatory ]

thought i'd post something randomly, coz no-one has in here for ages...

a couple of weeks ago, i went back to reading, to jon and matt's house. when i got there, the lights were on, but no-one was answering the door for ages, then jon arrived back from work and let me in. just coming to the door by then was matt, looking all sleepy and disheveled (btw, beth wasn't in). as i sat down on the sofa, i asked matt what he was doing that took so long (ok so i blamed beth), but actually he was curled up asleep, by the radiator, in a duvet - in his own words, he 'should be in a box of straw for the winter' (i'm paraphrasing, my memory is duff)
well i thought it was very cute anyway :D

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[29 Sep 2003|11:50am]

alabaster_ocean
[ mood | amused ]

ladies and gentlemen, mr thom yorke. er, hang on...

look! look! it is him! no really!

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[25 Sep 2003|06:25pm]

beth_is_great
(On this phone to Richard, just as a bit of applie crumble falls down my top)

Matt: Yeah, Beth's here. She has apple crumble on her breasts. Want to speak to her? (passes the phone over and I have no idea what to say to that)

(a bit later)
Matt: No, I've finished the crumble. (matter-of-factly) No, she wouldn't do that - she doesn't like spaghetti.
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Domainage! [19 Sep 2003|07:46pm]

deathcookie
Soon, my friends... soon Matt will have his presence known for all on the World Wide Web.

Watch this space. No, not this one, that one ---> [ ]
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*ahem ahem ahem ahem* [08 Sep 2003|11:00pm]

burnyourbones
[ mood | Pulp - Mile End ]

:drumroll:

People of this illustrious community, I give you, the one, they only:
mattnumber1!



Aithankyow!

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[06 Sep 2003|10:17am]

burnyourbones
I had a dream last night where I was sharing a flat with Thom Yorke (as he looks now, not in his Matt phase, that would be far too confusing) and Matt. Thom stormed off ina huff or something and Matt went after him to find out if he was ok and so they left me locked out in the rain.
Meanies.

have a great holiday you crazy barcellona-visiting kids! me and jaz will hold the fort here telling pointless anecdotes til you get back.
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[05 Sep 2003|09:46pm]

hannibella
I've been starting to make the front covers for the picture cds this year, and this might end up being Matt's one.

mattcat
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[05 Sep 2003|09:24pm]

beth_is_great
Matt: That jumper's like the one you wanted. Or you could get that, that's nice, get that (etc)
Beth: But they're all from the plus-size department (fake huffily) If you've got something to say.....
Matt: (slowly and fake patronisingly) and then we can go to the pie shop.

(And I couldn't even argue because we actually were going to the pie shop)
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[29 Aug 2003|05:15pm]

deathcookie
I think that Matt's small, half-patchy beard needs a LiveJournal, too. [Bad username: matts_beard_rocks], anyone?
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[28 Aug 2003|10:46pm]

meretrix45
[ mood | amused ]

howdy, just adding my voice to the group :D
well, what can one say about matt? i know i'm often mean and i laugh whenever i see him, but it's pure affection, i assure you. he's a lovely guy, but so easy to pick on - i do try to stop myself though, and to restrain jon a bit, especially with the wedgies, but i'm weak (and it is funny :D)
ps: the kitties love matt lots, i'm sure he'll be glad to know :D

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Lets see if this works... [28 Aug 2003|12:15am]

hannibella
The first picture of Matt. Tis an old one when he had girlie hair.

Mattwithdafthair
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more Reading goodness [27 Aug 2003|11:15pm]

burnyourbones
[ mood | sugar hyper ]

I was sititng by the campfire minding my own business and I turned round and weant Arrrg cause Thom Yorke was behind me.

Not quite, it was actually Matt who'd stolen my sunglasses and put them on then sat behind me. Scary, scary likeness.

[Later]

Me: "bitch bitch whine I'm never going to get laid again" stylee ballex
Matt: I would, but you have to ask Beth first.
Me [to Beth]: We-ell, he does kinda look like Thom Yorke...
Matt: I could wear the glasses and try not to smile...

It would be cute if it wasn't so very very wrong.

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